how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

My roommates and I never bought halloween candy because we don't really get trick or treaters and we weren't home on halloween anyway, but now that the holiday is over and all the candy is on sale....I came home the other day to a GIGANTIC mixed bag of a lot of everything, but especially my favorite, tootsie pops. I also came home today to these pictures of this horn wearing wood nymph, but I like these, too.
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